LET'S
GET THE ELEPHANT in the room out of the way immediately. On 15 June,
1996, England beat Scotland 2-0 at Wembley, in a group game at UEFA's
Euro '96 Championships. This victory reinforced the narrative of the
England fans, that football was coming home.
While
the England fans celebrated, The
Tartan Army, held
back in the stadium by the Metropolitan
Police's crowd
control plans, once released, “celebrated” as only they could,
marching out of the stadium singing: “We're
shite – but we know we are.”
Thirty
years on, they were still singing that song as they departed Miami's
Hard Rock Stadium, after
Brazil
had
ended another Scottish championships dream. The Tartan Army might be
Football's ultimate party animals, but, unlike the England fans, they
don't have delusions of adequacy on the global stage.
Euro
'96 was supposed to be about ending 30 years of hurt for the English,
of in some cases, a failure to even qualify for the big show.
Instead, it was another failure. A further 30 years on and nothing
has changed.
Egged-on
by a Football press corps from Fleet
Street, BBC and
ITV,
England
expects, only
to see those expectations dashed once more. The post-mortem will be
brutal, although, they do have a handy scapegoat lined up – by the
time the English media has finished its review, poor old Thomas
Tuchel might
well be looking for his next gig.
The
difference between Scotland's Tartan Army and England's Barmy one is
quite simple: We Scots are following a shite team, but we know and
accept this; England are also following a shite team, arguably
providing a higher quality of shite, but the essential fact –
they're not as good as they think they are - hasn't hit home yet.
To
us, every tournament, be it the latest Euros or the World Cup, is an
adventure, an excuse to party; to the English, it's an expedition to
demonstrate that England is still a force in the Football World.
To
be fair to our southern neighbours – England's average
final position
in the 15 World Cups since 1966 is Ninth.
They
have managed to qualify for 12
of
the 15
tournaments
since they won the thing, and in those 12 tournaments their finishing
position has been:
So,
they have been genuine contenders (quarter-finals or further) in 9
of the 12 tournaments since 1966, but, no finals and only
three semi-finals over those 60 years is hardly consistent evidence
that, perhaps it might be coming home.
Over
those 15 tournaments, the ten most-regular qualifiers are:
Brazil
Germany
Argentina
England
Spain
Italy
France
Netherlands
Sweden
Uruguay
and Belgium
If
you take their actual record – each nation's final finishing place
at the World Cup over these 15 tournaments, the pecking order is:
Germany
Brazil
Argentina
Italy
France
Spain
England
Netherlands
Croatia
Poland
I
compiled this table by awarding 100 points for each World Cup win, 90
for reaching the final, 80 and 70 for the third and fourth place
finishers, down to 10 points for finishing tenth.
So,
while England are ranked fourth when it comes to consistency of
qualifying for the World Cup Finals, once they get there, they fail to
justify their regular qualifying spot.
The
English may hype their top division as: “Europe's Premier
League”, but,the fact is:
a single Spanish club – Real
Madrid – has, since the
formation of the Premier
League, won the European
Cup more times than all
the Premier Lerague clubs combined. Over the years since the Premier
League was formed in 1992-93
the European
Cup has been won by the
following nations:
Spain
– 13 times: (Real Madrid 9 – Barcelona 4)
England
– 7 times: (Liverpool, Manchester United, Chelsea 2 each –
Manchester City 1)
Italy
– 5 times: (AC Milan 3 – Juventus and Inter Milan 1 each)
Germany
– 4 times: Bayern Munich 3 – Borussia Dortmund 1)
France
– 3 times: (Paris St Germain 2 – Marseilles 1)
Netherlands
– 1 win (Ajax)
Portugal
– 1 win (FC Porto)
Therefore,
whether we go on the national team's achievements or those of their
clubs – who have multi-national playing staffs and very-few English
managers – it has to be admitted – in the big competitions,
England are eternal contenders, but relatively poor at converting
that contenders status to that of winners.
One
final point, of the England team which won in 1966, four players:
goalkeeper Gordon Banks, left back Ray Wilson, left half Bobby
Moore and centre forward Bobby Charlton were arguably the best in
the world in their positions. Jimmy Greaves, who missed the
final, also came into the conversation around the best finisher in
the world at that time.
Seven
or eight of the 1966 England squad, it could be argued, were the best
player in their position in England's top league. At the 2026 World
Cup, the best player in each position in the Premier League was
playing for a nation other than England.
Maybe,
if the English clubs, used more English players, they would have more
players of international class available to the English national
side.
That
is their problem – England expects; but, their Great
Expectations always crumble in the reality of elite international
competition. Oh well! How sad! Never mind! There's always the next
tournament.