WE KEN NOO - either Quantas or Air New Zealand will have to reserve a first-class seat for "Bill", on a flight out of Heathrow on either Sunday or Monday of next week. The Webb Ellis Trophy will head to the Antipodes at the conclusion of Saturday's little neighbourly battle at Twickenham.
We will be watching events in the final with, deep in the back of our minds, the feeling that: it could have been us, but, it wasn't to be. One bit of me wants the Australians to win - it would be nicer to be able to say, we lost, controversially, to the eventual winners. However, that said, I still think the All Blacks are the men who matter. It would be something of a shame if such a fantastic dominant run by this squad were to end in defeat. After all, Saturday will be the swan song for so-many wonderful world-class New Zealanders. It has to end in victory.
Meanwhile, back here in Scotland, we have much to look forward to. I think, well though the stand-ins have performed, Gregor Townsend has to get most of his World Cup Warriors back onto the paddock ASAP. If they are to successfully defend their Pro12 crown, they have to start putting together a run of bonus-point wins, and that means getting the big guns firing.
Edinburgh are, I think, in for a heavy week. Coach Alan Solomons was not a appy bunny in Italy at the weekend, he will be demanding a much-better performance to make amends this week.
In the BT Premiership, Ayr have suddenly opened-up a six-point gap at the top, and, the way they are racking-up bonus-point wins, they will not be easily caught. The Millbrae men have the outstanding half-back/midfield pairing in the division, and pace and flair out wide - even with the Gossman brothers injured. They are going ominously well.
The rest are beating each other up on a weekly basis. Aside from poor Selkirk, who for all the good rugby they produce, are finding the step-up from the National League to the Premiership just too big a step, anything can happen on any given Saturday.
I repeat something I have said before - the BT Premiership is a wonderfully-competitive league.
Right now, life on the rugby pitches of South Ayrshire is good, with Marr continuing to head the National League, who'd have thunked it.