I SUPPOSE I will be one of the few people around today who remember the television series: 'Never Mind The Quality, Feel The Width (they'd never get away with a title that long today). It was about a pair of London tailors, the Jewish one who did the jackets, and his Irish partner, who did the trousers. It was gentle (no Moshe, not gentile) humour, which took a bit of getting used to.
Any way, my reason for bringing up this old series, is, it seems to be the modus operandi of today's sports administrators. Every tournament, of every sport, has to be bigger than the last – we are in the middle of a mass-participation race to the bottom.
Other than perhaps screwing more cash out of even-more (both in terms of numbers and perception) gullible customers, I can see no reason for making the number of nations who get to qualify for the final tournament in any competition.
For instance – you no longer need to be your national champion to qualify for, and perhaps win football's “The Champions League” and by so doing take possession of the marvellous European Cup. Rugby Union has, of course, gone down that road with the Heineken Champions Cup.
And by the way, while there might be a reason for saying, every sponsorship has a sell-by date, the fact that Heineken is pulling out should be concerning Rugby Union in Europe's High Heid Yins.
Now football shamelessly capitulated to the ego of the really-big clubs and their owners, when they broadened the entry criteria to turn the old European Cup into the Champions League. They had no need to do this, there were already over 50 individual domestic leagues in membership of UEFA.
However, the likes of Liverpool, Manchester United, Bayern Munich, the Milan Clubs, Real Madrid, Barcelona and Juventus could not guarantee, for all their money, to win their domestic league each season; UEFA would not allow a European version of a North American Major League, so we had the current compromise of non-domestic champions getting into the top competition.
Rugby Union doesn't have that problem – we only have three major European Leagues – The Gallagher Premiership, the BKT United Rugby Championship and The Top 14. OK, you could perhaps allow the defending champions the opportunity to defend their crown, if they had failed to win their domestic leaguer, but, a four-club competition would simply be too-restrictive for the development of the game.
Unlike football, Rugby Union is (away from small areas such as South West France, the Scottish Borders, South West of England/South Wales and Ireland, not the large crowds draw of football. The only area of the game that makes money is International Rugby Union. So, any multi-nation club rugby tournament has to be a bit of a compromise when it comes to who plays.
[The above is the preamble to the main course of this post – the draw for the Season 2023-24 European competitions]
The draw was made at lunch-time today. I did register with EPCR TV in the hope of seeing it live – unfortunately, for some unknown reason, I couldn't connect.
Personally, I blame oor air Dominic McKay, now Le Grand Fromage of European club rugby. Back in the day, when Oor Dom was the SRU COO I suggested Dom was the Junta member with the working brain cell; but that was before he showed himself to be a genuine numpty, by exchanging the Murrayfield cess pit for the even-more toxic Celtic Park one.
I told him he was making a mistake going there, but, he wouldn't listen. Any way, an hour after the European draw ended, I was finally able to find out, who plays whom.
Glasgow Warriors have been drawn in Pool 3 of The Champions Cup (no longer sponsored by Heineken); the full draw for which is:
Munster
Rugby
Aviron Bayonnais
Glasgow Warriors
Exeter
Chiefs
RC Toulon
Northampton Saints
So, Warriors get an immediate opportunity to overturn the result of the Challenge Cup final, which they of course lost to Toulon. But, the draw has certainly done them no favours, it's a tough group.
In The Challenge Cup, Edinburgh are also in Pool 3; the full draw for which is:
Edinburgh
Rugby
Castres Olympique
ASM Clermont Auvergne
Invitee
2
Gloucester Rugby
Scarlets
Again, not an easy group, but, as we know, there are no longer any easy games in Europe, except perhaps those against the invited clubs. Which club will be Invitee 2 is still unconfirmed. However, it could well be Tel Aviv Heat, who lost out to Georgia's Black Lions in the final of the Rugby Europe Super Cup.
A wee trip to Israel in mid-winter, while costly, might go down a treat with the Edinburgh fans, however, before then, there is the small matter of a World Cup to be got out of the way and a new Head Coach appointed.


